About Guru Jeff
Note: This is not the site of the person who you think it is.
Guru Jeff was raised on an extremely rich mountainous suburb of Los Angeles California.
His family was by no means wealthy and growing up amongst a bunch of “nose in the air” snobs emotionally scared him in his early years.
He was forced to drive a thirty year old salvaged Trabant to school, while his classmates drove new sports cars every September.
He had to work part-time at Marineland to barely eke out enough money to pay car insurance (a mandatory optional expense forced upon him by his parents) and keep the car running.
Women ignored him!
“Why should I go out with you? I have enough Taco Bell coupons to eat there alone anytime I want,” they would say.
His friends castigated him:
“So you drive an old Trabant…and your brother drives an old Yugo? Man, your parents must really hate you guys.”– Craig, friend
He dreamed of what life might be like off the isolated mountain.
Many agreed; many just laughed.
At the age of 17, he managed to save enough money to buy enough gas to venture off the hill.
”Don’t go down the hill! You may never come back!” his friends warned.
He merely took all the warnings to mean that his car probably wouldn’t make it back up.
Still, it was a chance he felt that he had to take.
He knew there was another world out there and knew he had to find it.Armed with a whole week’s worth of pay ($89), a case of 20w-50 motor oil, his fake I.D., a bologna sandwich and a six pack of generic beer, he ventured off the hill.
He traveled for days visiting the lowlanders.
And, Yes, his car did make it back that time. When he returned, he was greeted as a hero!
Christopher Columbus, Louis & Clark, Charles Lindbergh and now Guru Jeff from the Los Angeles area.
He never let the fame go to his head; he still treated people the way he wanted to be treated.
For the next 13 years via car, foot, bus, airplane, PBS, AOL and the Discovery channel he visited all four corners of the world and has even astral projected to the moon and Mars.
From Los Angeles, Hollywood Park, The Watts Towers, Kuwait, Africa, Europe to Bangladesh he talked to all who would share ideas.
He gained tremendous insight and wisdom from all who he met: War Veterans, Politicians, Welfare Mothers, Monks, Drug Addicts, Urban Terrorists and the like.
Guru Jeff has never forgotten his friends or where he has been.
As his humbly claims, “I am not a god. I am the all knowing one.”
It is from his beliefs and philosophies that this website is based on.
You will know and understand a lot after browsing this site!
Digg.com | Propeller.com | Reddit.com | Del.icio.us | Stumbleupon.com | Google.com | Socialogs.com | Others social services
Hey, didn’t you have a green Dodge Dart the last time I read this story and didn’t Marineland go out of business 60 years ago?
Comment by Marj Kones — November 21, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
I was checking out one of you articles that you had sent to one of my co workers I think that it was entitled “pyramid” it had a script and the whole structed plan, but I don’t see it on your site any more. I found it to be very intersting, and was wondering could you send me the article.
Comment by larson doully — April 17, 2009 @ 9:17 am
where can i find the pic of the hot naked oriental girl that you had posted on your site a couple of years ago and does she have a web site????????? she enlighted me!!
Comment by daved — June 14, 2009 @ 12:14 pm
Jeff, in a world full of mass confusion, i have found some serenity in your words.
wow.
yours sincerly,
Benjamin Rastafari
Comment by Benjamin Rastafari — September 10, 2009 @ 3:13 pm