Guru Jeff's page Of Truth

November 2, 2007

Links

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I would like to thank all the people out there who have made this page as popular as it is. Neither I, nor the rest of my congregation could have done it alone. Below is a resource page of all the links that have helped promote and build this site.


Web and Computer Resources

  • Writing HTML Tutorial

    The Writing HTML Tutorial is the best teach yourself HTML resource that we have ever found. Myself and my congregation have studied this tutorial to learn how to make this site.


    Other Pages Of Enlightenment

  • Online Dating And Advice

    Advice and humor about the modern dating scene. Love and romance advice; finding that special someone. Three experienced columnists give their weekly sermon.

  • Cosmic Communications

    This site is written by a 38 year old “cosmic woman.” I haven’t had the pleasure to read through the whole site, but based on what I have read about her alien encounters and out of body experiences, I will classify the page as “very strange.” This page also features lots of interesting links to UFO, time travel and unexplained phenomenon sites. These are well featured links and not just links for the sake of links. Very interesting!

  • Vibrani’s One Source

    Here is another one of my online followers of enlightenment and truth, Nora. As she explains, “My site has channelings, articles, poetry, and
    more related to personal empowerment, intergalactic heritage,
    ETs….I am writer and multichannel (but I control the channel changing),
    and work with many off-planet and interdimensional beings.”

    Probably as “far out” as one can get, I highly recommend it!


    Cool Pages

  • Carol Bartlet’s Home Page

    This is the website of a chick that I knew many years ago. This is a very interesting personal site.

  • Sarongs On The Web

    This site sells hand made, high quality Batik Sarongs from Bali,
    Indonesia. It is a very informative site with over 20 ways to tie a sarong illustrated.

  • Magic Mushroom Lamps

    Picture: A mushroom lamp.

    Well, I guess it’s true that you can find anything on the web! This is a whole sight devoted to selling many varieties of colorfully intricate “mushroom lamps.” Donate your old Lava Lamp to charity and check this site out.

  • Black-Plate.com

    Picture: Black-Plate, classic car sales and appraising

    If you need to buy or sell a rust free California classic car, go to Black-plate.com. This guy, Pete Meyers, has been a car appraiser and locator for twenty years. Classic cars at reasonable prices? What a concept!

  • Erotic and Surrealistic Art Gallery

    Picture: Naked woman on a bed

    Another page that is really worth going to is the Erotic and Surrealistic Art Gallery of Shawn Dowd. He is a very gifted artist who works as a starving Kinko’s copyboy. His art is on display and is seeking commissions.

  • The Jorbon Pages

    Picture: Mr. Jorge Bonilla Jorge is my ex-neighbor from Costa Rica; he is an ex-hippie and many insights were gained from his stories of the 60’s, New York and Costa Rica. He once got arrested in the 60’s in Costa Rica for “indecent exposure”– he was wearing short pants! Apparently the Police had never seen such a thing!

    His pages are full of classic art and poems in Spanish. If you can’t read or understand Spanish, just go for the pictures.

  • Mike’s Page

    Another friend of the mine is Mike, another exstarving exKinko’s copyboy. I haven’t sifted through all of his pages (he’s somewhere in there, so he says), but the website does have content; therefore, he is in the “cool page” category.

    “Fuck, does this place (Kinko’s) suck!” –Mike


    Pages That Suck

  • Ramon’s Continuously Under Construction Page

    Picture: Ramon, the hardcore felon look alike

    This is Ramon; he looks like he did hard time for murder but, is actually a very competent desktop publisher who scanned in our private library of pictures to enlighten the world. I have been trying to convert him to Jeffism; however, I don’t know if my efforts are making him more rational or tipping him over the edge.

    He works at Kinko’s and I think the customers are driving him a little psycho. I was working there with him one night and this over-medicated psycho-chick walked in to place an order. I don’t exactly know what was said, but she ended up waving a can of pepper spray around. Ramon calmly explained, “Lady, if you spray me with that, I’m going to jump over this counter and kick your teeth in.” Well, she left after that.


  • Matt’s Brain

    Even though he has the art of centering text, pictures and links down to a science, Matt’s Brain is one of the worst examples of web design you’ll ever see. I have known this guy for quite awhile and I guess he felt at liberty to cut and paste a lot of our source HTML tags (not the closing ones, however!), and insisted on “borrowing” our Clinton picture and table!

    One of his Guestbook entries pretty much sums up the whole site:

    “What the hell is this? They actually gave you web space to post this crap? …your page is a repository of worthless drivel that really has no relavance (sic) to the world.” –Evan

    Digg.com | Propeller.com | Reddit.com | Del.icio.us | Stumbleupon.com | Google.com | Socialogs.com | Others social services

1 Comment »

  1. Like your site a lot. I would appreciate a link back to my site. God’s Online Home is an attempt to enlighten people about God - exposing the false messages that most people learn from the “organized” church - especially the “revealed” religions, where someone has to interpret everything for you. I think this kind of enlightenment fits well with your site site. Thanks.

    Comment by Craig Carothers — February 26, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

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