http://gurujeff.com Common sense for the masses! Since 1998 Guru Jeff has been providing insight, knowledge and power to a society thirsting for enlightenment. Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:12:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "There are two types of gamblers - losers and liars" -- My Uncle Eddie I was sitting in a local tavern while counseling one of my parishioners over several beers. He soon pulled out 40, one dollar "Fantasy Five" lottery tickets to have the bartender check for him. I'll call this guy "Ron" ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=132 Previous to the Reagan Administration, our public airwaves were regulated by the Federal Communication Commission (FCC) who enforced stipulations that were meant for the public good: - The Fairness Doctrine required media outlets to provide equal time for opposing view points. - Broadcast frequencies were assigned to companies - not to ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=118 In a moment of clarity, it has dawned on me why the media is creating and pushing the "crisis" of health care in America. Once the government has control over the health care of American citizens, the government will have total control over the population. After all, the government already knows where ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=114 Tonight was the last straw. Tonight I felt humiliated. Tonight is the night that I must recommend to all who follow my teachings to vote for Ron Paul, and vote as often as you can. So, what happened tonight? My girlfriend has a severe December head cold, so I went across the street to ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=112 I remember when I was 16 and received my Social Security card. I felt grown up, like I was old enough to work - after all, I now had a Social Security number! But soon after, I realized that my "number" was more important to others than my name. For the last 10 years, I ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=108 You can tell how meaningless some people's lives are by what kind of sports they follow. Have you ever come across a friend or coworker who is devastated because their team lost the previous night, only to find out that they didn't even have money on the game? Deep down, they don't ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=96 After two days in a Thanksgiving induced comatose state, Guru Jeff has foretold the following prophecies for the first half of 2008. International: Paris Hilton will broker a lasting Middle East peace deal and become the most trusted American spokeswoman in the Muslim world. Iran will give up their nuclear ambitions and outsource ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=89 With all the flak the United States is getting over the suspension of the Constitution, Habeas Corpus, indefinite detention without charges filed and the torture - excuse me - "rendition" of terror suspects on foreign soil, I can't help but think back to my exneighbor's story on Costa Rican justice. It ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=85 "Success doesn't depend on what you know, it's who you know and whose stooge you want to be." --Guru Jeff Introduction Rich, The Corporate Kiss Ass Joe, The Kinko's Kiss Ass Union Jobs 10 Steps To Kissing Your Way To The Top Related, But Not As Enlightening Links INTRODUCTION I have worked at many jobs: from being a minimum ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=81 Temptation and dishonesty afflict all of Mankind; They are one of the root causes of evilness and war (besides women; and if you're a woman, the answer is still : WOMEN) that has plagued us throughout history. It originally began with that guy in the Bible that ate the apple. ... http://gurujeff.com/?p=72